
The Rules to Nude bathing
1. Bend at the knees.
2. Always bet on the side of inhibition and discretion called The Way of the Towel"
3. Woman should always be encouraged to be naked but should follow rule 1 closely.
4. Never run except in an emergency ( doesnt apply to women)
5. When crouching to talk to someone follow rule 2
6. Cameras and single men are to be avoided. A single man with a camera on a nude beach should be drowned.
7. You can only wander around once naked pretending you lost your towel. ( doesnt apply to women)
8. No foreplay in public areas see the first part of rule 2
9. Put sunscreen on your genitals
10. Don't stare and for god's sake never ever point.